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When someone puts their hand in my chip bag and takes my food without asking

(Source: liannarose)

sparrot:

beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through

back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto

we about to kill all y’all

give us your corn

give us your land

give us your butts

(Source: wurmpl)

The awkward moment when people ask you about your hobbies.

sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: shoutinghellyes)